I was so alone and I owe you so much.

once-lerspajamas:

happydancerhapsody:

“Now watch closely, Ted. This is how you flip-a-da-pancake.”

Alternatively:
Once-ler: Always make the bitches pancakes, Ted. Make a bitch a pancake and she’ll be yours forever.
Ted: Haha what? Really? Alright, Once-ler, how many did you get?
Once-ler: All the bitches, Ted. I get all the bitches.

He got all the bitches.

Everyday Ted, bitches everyday.

(via ryuzakidinosaur-deactivated2013)