shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
rachelisaflameprincess: bendydicks: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. oh i was not prepared for that
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
laughingnancy: i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
kissyourneck-slitmythroat: CALL OF DUTY HAS ZOMBIES ON THE MOON BUT WOMEN IN COMBAT IS TOO UNREALISTIC OF AN EXPECTATION?
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
ask-swag-onceler: one-ler: ask-swag-onceler: NO BUT I NEED AN EXTRA SET OF ARMS TO CARRY ALL MY DORITOS TACOS WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU!? I am not leaving my house to be your TACO CARRIER NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU’RE NOT!
feelingstrangelyalive: you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus… then… out of the corner of your eye you see them… the hannibal fandom
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
purifyed: do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
theslothsareinthetardis: I knew you were tribble when you walked in
captainsulus: is star trek an emotion because i feel it all the time
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about