May 2013
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
rachelisaflameprincess:
bendydicks:
considerthishippie:
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
oh
i was not prepared for that
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
laughingnancy:
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
kissyourneck-slitmythroat:
CALL OF DUTY HAS ZOMBIES ON THE MOON BUT WOMEN IN COMBAT IS TOO UNREALISTIC OF AN EXPECTATION?
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
ask-swag-onceler:
one-ler:
ask-swag-onceler:
NO BUT I NEED AN EXTRA SET OF ARMS TO CARRY ALL MY DORITOS TACOS WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU!?
I am not leaving my house to be your TACO CARRIER
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU’RE NOT!
feelingstrangelyalive:
you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the hannibal fandom
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
purifyed:
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
theslothsareinthetardis:
I knew you were tribble when you walked in
captainsulus:
is star trek an emotion because i feel it all the time
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
